Complaint Department

It has been brought to our attention that we have been publishing too many complaints. No one wants to hear complaints. That's why you have to pay a therapist hundreds of dollars to listen to your complaints. That's why therapists steal glimpses at the clock and suppress yawns. Complaints are negative. They are whiney and draining. They bore people and make them want to flee into another state. They make the complainer seem a little bit crazy and very unappreciative of the good things in life, the beauty in nature, the kindness of strangers who aren't mean. From here on in we will only be publishing compliments and sunsets, surrounded whenever possible by smiley faces and accompanied by lovely music. No more politics, war, crime or pollution. No anxiety, depression and other mental illness. No suffering or rage. We will post photos of babies and animals, especially cats. We will tell jokes and do everything to cheer you up. If you want complaints you will have to look elsewhere on the Internet.  We have gone out of the misery business.